Slow draw was out on the arctic circle. Looking for broccoli to make tuna casserole. But then he fell into a glacier. And no one found him till ten years later. The arch duke of Canterbury Was on vacation In the arctic circle To visit a distant relation. Shimmy shimmy shake Now tug a load you lug Baby needs some stank and slow draw needs some love. He found old slow draw frozen in the Ice. So he brought him back with the power of jesus christ. He noticed Slowdraw was really good at shrimp So he made him his own personal tug boat captain. Thank you kindly I surely was dead But polar bear farts and eskimo dung kept landing on my head. Shimmy shimmy shake Now tug a load you lug Baby needs some stank and slow draw needs some love

I come from the land of the ice and the snow. Where polar bear farts seem to fill up my nose. The archduke was nice and he gave me a job. Although once a week i must polish his knob. I tug all day I tug all night I tug it hard I tug it tight I smell of shrimp hope you don't mind I tug so good you might go blind. My vessel is steady my vessel is true and when the time comes ill tug it for you The bigger the ship the sweeter the tug and when the jobs over ill give you a hug. I tug all day I tug all night I tug it hard i tug it tight. I smell of shrimp hope you don't mind I tug so good you might go blind Tug, Tug, Tug, Tug

At the car wash. Gonna wash my car. Yeah at the car was Come on and get wet Yeah at the carwash God damn I seen a ghost Oh yeah at the carwash Come on gonna wash my car We are ghosts at the carwash Yeah at the carwash gonna scrub a dub Yeah one two three draculas (indistinguishable) Mummy dont do too good in the carwash Yeah mummy got all wet Going through to the carwash I said mutha fucka got down We are ghost at the carwash Spooky carwash spooky carwash At the carwash I think I dropped my shrimp Yeah what at the carwash Hey now my shrimps all wet At the carwash boogie man tried to hold my hand Swamp things smashed on the hood of my car We are ghosts at the carwash At the carwash werwolf tried to steal my shrimp Hey thats my shrimp get lost At the carwash Zombies tried to eat my brain Yeah hey you zombies, you get back to work We are ghosts at the carwash Spooky carwash Its spooky so spooky, Im spooked Spooky carwash Shaking in my boots god damn its fuckin spooky in here Spooky carwash Its spooky, You know its spooky Spooky car wash Got to get out of this carwash. Too spooky for me.

The the full moon is high and the children can't sleep. They long for a bite of that sweet chocolate chip They pray to the gods of the crunch and the munch That they will be saved from their sugarless lunch All aboard the cookie train Cookie train Cookie train If you've got milk and cookies on your brain On your brain cookie train Where the children come for cookie fame Cookie fame cookie train But all they get is cookie pain Cookie pain cookie train The cookie train comes in the dead of the night To scoop up the children for their sweet delight They chew and they burp and they spit and they scream and when they wake up they are covered in cream All aboard the cookie train Cookie train cookie train The archduke needs more cookie slaves Cookie slaves cookie train You can cry and cry but your luck won't change It won't change still a slave Go wash off that cream now you better behave You behave cookie slave The archduke has lived for one thousand years His extra long life comes from sweet salty tears He gathers the children in his big factory To churn out dank cookies they all work for free For free All aboard the cookie train Cookie train cookie train If you've got milk and cookies on your brain On your brain cookie train Where the children come for cookie fame Cookie fame cookie train But all they get is cookie pain Cookie pain cookie train

Set up lawn chairs in the yard Leave all the gates open Electrocute them till they fry Shoot them with a shotgun While they're flying through the air Bodies turn to dust clouds Picked up by cars passing by Take them to vahala

Slow draw was out on his tugboat one day He saw lots of kids at the factory He said hey kids are those cookies you make They said we are slaves and we need a break The archduke is mean yes he's not very nice We are all malnourished and covered in lice He gave us cookies but thats not enough We could all use some porn and some booze and drugs I am just an eskimo so far away from home Captain of this tugboat i will bring you safely home The Archduke was hiding in his castle with guards when an army of children came and trampled his nards They anchored his feet in a big pile of dough They tugged of his head and they ate all his toes Slow draw cam in and punched a hole in his chest Took a bite of his heart and then pissed on the rest He gathered his children to his supple breast then they took a nap and you know the rest I am just an eskimo so far away from home Captain of this tugboat i will bring you safely home With the archduke destroyed the army of cookie slaves are now free To be shrimp slaves for Slowdraw And plunder the shrimp from all corners of the universe The once plentiful shrimp hoard has been depleted and the children are dying one by one I am just an eskimo so far away from home Captain of this tugboat I will bring you safely home

Slow draw ran out of shrimp and children Now he's back in college to make a new shrimp career I make it to class cute girl next to me Take her to the nurse for a hysterectomy In college, In college I go to the foodcourt to spit in your food If it aint shrimp than it aint no good In college, In college Nothing like some fun on a saturday night When Im high on bathsalts and looking for a street fight in college Studdy studdy study got to get good grades G ot to wrap it up so i don't get aids My friends are all tough guys we rule the school We all took dumps in the swimming pool The teachers don't like us they all call us names But right after class we will devour their brains And we don't get in trouble cause our dads are rich In college I woke up one day with a tranny in bed I cooked her french toast then I cut off her head In college In college Hard work and dedication really paid off I only go after the biggest muff In college In college Nothing like some fun on a saturday night When Im high on bathsalts and looking for a street fight In college Studdy studdy study got to get good grades Got to wrap it up so I don't get aids My friends are all tough guys we rule the school We all took dumps in the swimming pool The teachers don't like us they all call us names But right after class we will devour their brains But we don't get in college cause our dads are rich In college

Spring break on the tundra Yes we love the winter thaw Critters funning round in nothing but fur Im going to get me a fuzzy knob job Yes we love the spring time When the ladies are all in heat Gonna run around and serve them up The freshest piece of Meat All the way from Harvard Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme dat butt I come to spread my seed Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme dat butt I give it to you freely Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme dat butt But please only take what you need Now the second verse its way better than the first It will make you shake on a frozen lake and give you the hearsay squirts You can trust me buddy Ill never tell a lie The second verse is going to rock so hard It will probably make you cry All the way from Harvard Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme dat butt I come to spread my seed Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme dat butt I give it to you freely Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme dat butt But please only take what you need

Oh I tried oh so hard all my life To love you unconditionally But you faded away like a dream And you shattered my passionate feelings My love Shrimp We're gonna learn some still about science We're gonna learn some science and stuff We're gonna learn so much stuff about science We'll be scientists by the time that we're done We're gonna learn some still about science We're gonna learn some science and stuff We're gonna learn so much stuff about science We'll be scientists by the time that we're done Bunsen burners beakers and lab coats Ah bah bah bah bah Test this friday gonna get an A Ah bah bah bah bah Without shrimp I fear Ill go astray From Jesus Its the only thing that gets me through the day And makes me say Hey! We're gonna learn some still about science We're gonna learn some science and stuff We're gonna learn so much stuff about science We'll be scientists by the time that we're done We're gonna learn some still about science We're gonna learn some science and stuff We're gonna learn so much stuff about science We'll be scientists by the time that we're done Teacher said I did a good job Ah bah bah bah bah She asked If she could hide my dirty hog Ah bah bah bah bah I told her that she must repent For Jesus Then I ground her into teacher sausage meat Ah bah bah bah bah Oh In the desert I call my soul My heart longs for understanding You touched all my sensitive holes Caressed all my sensitive feelings My love Shrimp

Smoking crack and sniffing glue Nothing will compare to you Nothing in this world Like a shrimp trip 300 Shrimp in a pudding spoon Melt them down into a pasty goo Smear them on your nards Thats a shrimp trip On this is one hell of a shrimp trip Shrimp trip I gouged my eyes out on this shrimp trip Shrimp trip Voices in my head tell me Tripping shrimp will set me free Will you shrimp trip Yes ill shrimp trip Will you shrimp trip Yes ill shrimp trip Engineering shrimp wasn't in gods plan and now the whole things out of hand Ive goo drip from the balls Its a shrimp trip Shrimpy bodies rotting flesh Thats the kind I like the best now let me pump your body full of shrimp and lets go on a shrimp trip On this is one hell of a shrimp trip Shrimp trip I gouged my eyes out on this shrimp trip Shrimp trip Voices in my head tell me Tripping shrimp will set me free Will you shrimp trip Yes ill shrimp trip Will you shrimp trip Yes ill shrimp trip

This man is sick This man is sick All of his holes are now gushing with Shrimp Bring all your friends Bring all your friends Tell them before this whole shrimp buffet ends This man is sick This man is sick All of his holes are now gushing with Shrimp Bring all your friends Bring all your friends Tell them before this whole shrimp buffet ends All I ever wanted was a shrimp good time Now Im stuck here in the hospital All shrimped out of my mind The doctor says that I'm alive but I can't move or speak So after 3 days they will dispose of the corpse Oh whoa is me oh whoa is me This man is sick This man is sick All of his holes are now gushing with Shrimp Bring all your friends Bring all your friends Tell them before this whole shrimp buffet ends This man is sick This man is sick All of his holes are now gushing with Shrimp Bring all your friends Bring all your friends Tell them before this whole shrimp buffet ends They told me that there was nothing that they could really do Im turning into fish people and thats the honest truth The abortion people came to town to scoop up all the mush They hauled me off to Idaho and threw me in a bush Oh the vultures over head They left me here for dead but I'm not I'm alive Oh I've lost all self control there is nothing left to do But become a doorstop Oh holding abortion cling doors For all the filthy whores I love my job You in the tiny mini skirt Will you give me just one squirt Of the voice from your breasts

Slow draw was a doorstop pimp holding doors and making friends He took out a loan and bought a boat Now the party never ends Now slow draw loves the ladies And you know they love him too But every time they get knocked up he knows just what to do Take them down to abortion town For a poke a jab and a squeeze Can yo package up the baby goop Im going to nail it to the baby tree When the baby tree is nice and full Then you know its harvest time Boil them in a garbage bag with extra salt and a pinch of lime We;ve got these babies please make them go away Would you like them scrambled Ground up or filleted We've got these babies please make them go away Got to eat them babies every day Hey yo doctor check it out I'm a lady can't you see My man is at home all hungry like so get this god damn baby out of me Listen up hoe I can help you out but I got one question first Can I have the babies blood so I can quench my baby thirst Yes you can but don't take it all my man is thirsty too There is just one rule he must obey if he wants to join my baby crew Drink the blood from the babies skull under the full moonlight Then he can be in my baby crew And join the baby fight We;ve got these babies please make them go away Would you like them scrambled Ground up or filleted We've got these babies please make them go away Got to eat them babies every day Slow draw sat upon his boat drinking blood from the babies skull When the five 0 came to shake him down and search his every hole Now babies blood is a hell of a thing it will give you the strength of a moose So he grabbed them cops and held them down and pumped them full of eskimo Juice Cops are at the clinic now with shrimp dripping from their butts Every last one will need an abortion cause slow draw drained his nuts Much to their surprise they see that slow draw was in charge He took them all to pound town now their bellies are double large We;ve got these babies please make them go away Would you like them scrambled Ground up or filleted We've got these babies please make them go away Got to eat them babies every day

Hello friend would you like to come over and talk about pizza yes I would Would you like to choose a crust? Thick or thin, Normal or hot dog? Do the hotdogs cost extra? No they don't Ok ill have that Can you please add extra salt? Theres a lot of salt already please consider your health Don't talk back you pizza wench Give me the salt No you can't have the salt Hello friend would you like to come over and talk about pizza yes I would One hot dog pizza extra salt Would you like cheese? No just the salt Peperoni cottage cheese Dirty diapers Killer bees Baba Ghanoush Pizza... Hello friend would you like to come over and talk about pizza yes I would

I like breaking the law I like driving real fast I would give you my heart Just to get some girl cop ass You're a horrible slob You don't deserve what I got If you were a tugging man Maybe you would have a shot I like getting pulled over by girl cops Cause most of the time girl cops are pretty hot I like getting pulled over by girl cops Cause most of the time girl cops are pretty hot I like pulling over all these fat slobs Cause most of the time they think I'm pretty hot I like pulling over all the fat slobs Cause most of the time they think I'm pretty hot I would give up my ways Just to get in that hole Making babies with you In that hole that lovely hole You are turning me on With all this talk about holes You better treat me right Because my dad is A robot I like getting pulled over by girl cops Cause most of the time girl cops are pretty hot I like getting pulled over by girl cops Cause most of the time girl cops are pretty hot I like pulling over all these fat slobs Cause most of the time they think I'm pretty hot I like pulling over all the fat slobs Cause most of the time they think I'm pretty hot